Facebook etiquette

                                       Facebook etiquette

                                      By: Ariana Johnson (aka BRE)

I think some rules need to be addressed about how to use facebook.

In my opinion 60% of people who use facebook are using it incorrectly. For those of you who know you are misusing this social network pay attention!!!!

1.    If you are going to tag someone in a picture make sure at least 70% of they body is in the picture. I am sick of people tagging half my damn face or me in the background when I didn’t even know a picture was being taken so now I look cockeyed, and I end up with all the “lol’s” and “damn girl were you okay” and “dang Bre what was you looking at”. Obliviously not the damn camera. So please stop tagging people like that.. it’s just wrong LOL. 

2.    If someone writes you a message about something personal (this is a big one so pay attention) please, please do not reply by writing that shit on they wall so everyone can see. THAT’S WHY THEY SENT A MESSAGE!!! They didn’t want everybody in they business (DUMMY).

3.    Oh and this is a big one right here also. For those of you who are an open book and put entirely too damn much of facebook stop complaining when everyone is in your business. If you didn’t know facebook is a social network. For those of you who don’t know what “social” means may I suggest you consult your nearest Webster, or dictionary.com.

4.    For the people who talk sh** on facebook….I would tell you to stop it because we are adults and there are better ways to handle your problems. But honestly when I’m bored that crap is rather entertaining, so I guess you fools can continue to do what you do.

5.    (Now this is just my thing) But for those of you who like to take random pictures of food that does not look appetizing… STOP IT!! You putting up pictures talking about “Look at what I made”… Are you serious!!! You claiming that you made that sh** which looks like vomit. Shame on you.

6.    I honestly think this is one of the most important things in my book so listen up (lol I mean read carefully). For those of you who know damn well you are not good in relationships stop touching your relationship status button. I am sick of you being “single”, then two days later you’re “engaged” and a week after that yo’ ass single again. You know dam well you don’t know how to make a relationship work. Now you’re just proving it to future prospects. If you don’t have a ring and a marriage license then YO’ ASS IS NOT MARRIED!!!! Stop trying to be cute and tell the truth, you in a relationship with some good sex and you damn head is gone. We really don’t need to know all that just say you in a relationship okay, Thank You.

I will add to this list if I continue to see some of the crazy sh** people do. I hope this will help some lost souls out there. Thanks for reading, and good luck!!